Hi nerds,

One of my "fun facts" about myself is that I am red/green colorblind. According to AI-pilled Google, only 0.5% of the colorblind population are women. This is because it is an X-linked recessive trait, which women are highly unlikely to inherit it as they must inherit a mutated gene from both parents, rather than just one. Yeahhhhh not brag but I'm mutated!

I actually can see shades of red and green (what I see as red and green at least lol), but have trouble with pinks usually or muted sage-y greens. Fun! All of that to say Harrison Gerard and I have schemed on a new shirt (inspired by our mural) and we need YOU to pick the color way for us.

I love all of our children equally and color as much as the next guy but know from looking at our sales records that white/cream shirts sell the best so if you vote for the green ones you better buy one okkkkayyyyy!

#1, Match with rusty red type

#2, Cream with taupe type

#3, Pine with slate type

Happy voting and sorry for spoiling the new merch surprise :-).

Love,

CJ